THREE DOLLARS. \ THIS Bill entitles the \ BEARER to receive \ Three SPANISH milled \ DOLLARS, or the Value \ thereof in Gold or Silver, \ according to a Resolution \ of CONGRESS, passed \ at Philadelphia, May 9, 1776. | THREE DOLLARS [x9] | The United Colonies [x2] | Continental Currency [x2] | EXITUS • IN • DUBIO • EST: An eagle and a heron fighting
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THREE DOLLARS. | Philadelphia: PRINTED BY \ Hall and Sellers. 1776.: Nature print, skeletonized elm and maple fruit
QUEER RESERVE NOTE/ THE FEMINIST STATES OF AMERICA/ THIS NOTE IS BOGUS FOR/ ALL DEBTS, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE/ THREE DOLLARS: cartouche with portrait of Hillary Rodham Clinton, facing and with wide open mouth; scroll under cartouche: "RODHAM".
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THE FEMINIST STATES OF AMERICA/ THREE DOLLARS/ THIS ITEM AVAILABEL IN PADS OF 25 FOR and3.50 FROM SLICK TIMES, PO BOX 1710-H, VALLEY CENTER, CA 92082/ FOR CREDIT CARD ORDERS, CALL 1-800-669-8444: cartouche with picture of the White House; in front of the White House: lawn with sign: "Whitewater/ Realty/ For Sale!"; scroll on upper part of cartouche: "IN 3 DOLLAR HILL WE TRUST/ NOT", and small scroll on lower part of cartouche: "THE WHITE HOUSE";
FEDERAL WELFARE NOTE/ THE UNITED STATE OF CONFUSION/THIS NOTE IS NOT LEGAL/ TENDER ANYWHERE/ THREE DOLLARS BILL: cartouche with portrait of Bill Clinton, slightly to left; with open mouth (speaking); scroll under cartouche: "TRUST ME".
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THE UNITED STATE OF CONFUSION/ IN OUR WEAPONS WE TRUST/ THREE/ THREE DOLLARS BILL: two round cartouches surrounded by floral ornaments, left cartouche: pyramid with one eye open and other eye covered by patch; above: "E STROKA PUBLICA", beneath pyramid scroll: "FEED AT THE PUBLIC THROUGH"; right cartouche: shield surrounded by wreath and topped with another wreath; within outer floral ornaments: "SEAL OF MEDICAL DISASTER".
MADISON GUARANTY NOTE / THE UNITED STATE OF AMERICA / PRESIDENTIAL WANNA-BE / THIS NOTE IS LEGAL PLUNDER / FOR HILLARY'S PLANE TRIPS / AND CAMPAIGN DEBTS. / E. PLURIBUS COVERUPUS / LIARUS CONGENITUM / Webb Hubbell / Campaign Manager / Susan McDougal / Jailhouse Confidant / THREE DOLLARS: Head Hillary Rodham Clinton ctr.
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THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA / IN DECEIT WE TRUST / THREE DOLLARS: White house labeled as 'THE SCANDAL HOUSE' w. signs on front lawn stating, 'I'LL BE BACK VERY SOON', '$8 MIL BOOK DEAL', 'THANKS FOR ALL THE GIFTS!' and truck reading 'CHAPPAQUA FURNITURE MOVERS' / Yankees flag l. / cup with dollar sign above r.
3 | Three Dollars | The President and Directors of the / VERMONT STATE BANK / Promise / to pay the bearer, on demand, at their OFFICE of discount and deposit at / [hand-written] Woodstock THREE Dollars: Inscritption
