Among the many joys of spring in the City is the annual money harvest in lower Manhattan along Wall Street. As the buds break open to reveal the new C-note splendor, money pickers gather to celebrate the bounty, which sadly lasts for only about 4 minutes before the IRS appears to haul it all away.
Numismatists on hand this morning to watch the annual event were perplexed by what they observed, however. Rather than the current redesigned Benjamins, the money trees were sprouting the 1996 series instead. The ANS curatorial team suspects that bad seed money is to blame.